LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
(via speaklikeasailor)
“why are you wearing that”
because im beautiful and i know what im doing
(via speaklikeasailor)
You lie dormant
In the quietest parts
Of me
And tonight you ache
Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4
(via joshpeck)
i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself
(via gay-boy666)